eridan and vriska making out in the slytherin common room
aradia sneaking out of the gryffindor common rooms at night to meet her pureblooded hufflepuff gillfrond in the forbidden forest
ravenclaw kanaya anxiously keeping a look out for professors while her girlfriend sneaks into the restricted section
mituna cheering for latula from the gryffindor bleachers during a quidditch game
"sir what you did is literally 100 percent illegal"
"ok but get this: im a rich white person"
"oh sorry about that sir"